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IT Jokes - a little fun!




Try these IT jokes as a help tool to relax your day. They are just for fun and have nothing to do with your favorite numerical tool...


If you've been reading or studying the other pages in this site, now you've found your Matlab break! (nothing to do with the real break instruction).

IT Puns
Helpdesk: Good day. How may I help you?
Customer: Hello... I can't print.
Helpdesk: Would you click on start for me and...
Customer: Listen pal, don't start getting technical! I'm not Bill G...

Math Jokes
Math fun, IT fun and alike...
Algebraic symbols are used when you do not know what you are talking about.
Mathematics is made of 50 percent formulas, 50 percent proofs, and 50 percent imagination...

Math trick
Funny math magic trick that you can test with Matlab. We’ll solve this problem with our numerical software as an excuse...

Famous Quotes
We would accomplish many more things if we did not think of them as impossible. -Vince Lombardi...

Towers of Hanoi
Would you like to get the Tower of Hanoi algorithm? For the moment, see how you do in this wonderful game of skill and logic...

Secret Messages?
We’re going to develop an ascii chart to understand instructions char and double in Matlab; second, we’re going to work with a simple ascii conversion technique as an example of simple encoding, and third, we’re going to develop a rot13 method...

Online Mastermind Game
The goal of this online Mastermind Game is to guess the four colors hidden at the top of the board. In other words, you have to break the code...

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